Haiku Rants

For National Poetry Month, some angsty ranty haiku

Ed. Note: Several years ago, I wrote these haiku rants as a coping mechanism. This is the first time I’ve shared these haiku anywhere online. Enjoy!

On Dealing with a Puking Cat

Why must you puke there,

then run away and puke again?

You are lucky you’re cute.

On Things I Yell from behind the Wheel While Driving in Downtown/Midtown Sacramento

Put down your ce…